California Astrology Association
California Astrology Association
The page title for the California Astrology Association reads “Love Spells, Money Spells, Love Horoscopes, & Witchcraft”. That’s right, the CAA claims it can cast love spells to make you luckier in dating and relationships, while casting magic spells with economic effect.
One of the money spells is “Deliciously Rich”, which costs $29 to buy. One testimonial shows that this spell helped one buyer receive an $800 check in the mail from their insurance company the next day. Another testimonial suggests that a $10 scratch-off lottery ticket turned into $50,000 lotto tickets.
This invites a question. If the California Astrology Association can cast spells that net somewhere between $800 and $50,000, why are they wasting their time selling this power at $29 a pop? Are these people brilliant psychics, but cursed with the world’s worst business acumen?
That’s the only answer I see: the owners of the Calastrology site have been cursed, either by a rival group of psionics, or simply by “the Cosmos”, to use their amazing gifts for other people’s benefits. The most they can offer their services for is a small nominal fee. Either that, or the California Astrology Association is a complete scam.
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